“You know how they say that in Super Mario 2, if you can somehow figure out a way to enter the door you fall out of at the very beginning of the game, you reach the end of the game immediately? Baseball’s like that, but the batters don’t know about it. We’re at home plate, man. We’re already where we want to go, man. It’s an Orwellian nightmare, man.”
-Dmitri Young, quoted in Stoned Sports Epiphanies on 4/20
